What free stuff can I expect if I vote for Obama?

tracetraining asked:


I want a bunch of free things and so I am voting for Hussein Obama. I want a free place to live, free food, free college, free doctors, free dentists, free hospital, free eye exams, free prescriptions, free Subway sandwiches, free fine dining once a month, free electricity, free car, free gas, free car insurance.

I think it would be easy if Hussein just sent me an Obama Card so I can go any where and get any thing for free. And ***** the work thing. I will not have time to work because I will be busy collecting my free stuff.

I think the nasty, filthy, horrible rich people should foot my bills. They are ******* up all the good stuff now and I don’t have a pot to *** in. They are horrible. I think I should get a direct deposit check from the rich scum…and checks from the tobacco people and from those evil oil companies that keep robbing me my rightful money. I deserve an executive salary too just like the nasty financial CEOs.

Now, what other free stuff can I expect if I vote for Obama?

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29 Responses to “What free stuff can I expect if I vote for Obama?”

  1. JonChicago Says:

    Big welfare checks if you so desire.

  2. Bill S Says:

    All of your hopes and dreams will come true. How? Nobody knows.

  3. Johnny Says:

    You forgot to ask for a nice car.

  4. lisa baby... Says:

    this sounds an aweful lot like a rant!! but thanks anyways for the 2 points..

  5. 67 Bronco Says:

    Isn’t today a school day?

  6. Ready for Action Says:

    Well, it will all depend on what color you are. If you are white, you can expect tax increases for the crime of (GASP!) having a job.

    Now, if you are black, you will receive a healthy paycheck every two weeks to make babies, commit crimes and destroy neighborhoods.

  7. shelbyxmadison Says:

    you could get a free card for a free kick in the @$$

  8. sealove Says:

    You’ve gone mad. There’s no free things here, just a better life possibly by clearing all the mess Bush years have made.

  9. McCain/ Palin Thats The Ticket! Says:

    Get a part time job at taco bell before they are all gone! hurry!

  10. Christine Says:

    isn’t it great?! and all at the expense of the hard working people of the USA

  11. Chuck G Says:

    ‘A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.’

    -Thomas Jefferson

  12. Domino Says:

    In your case – FREE admission into a mental hospital for the rest of your life, including free medication.

  13. mrstockbond Says:

    Obama will give you 10 million dollars, a mansion and a ferrari.

  14. Michael P Says:

    Something you haven’t had in eight years: A free… country.

  15. Brooke B Says:

    ME TOO. Where do i sign up?

    Witchy, that was good LOL

  16. mightaswel Says:

    Take whatever you want. I can afford it.

    You’ve just discovered the secret the democrats have always used to buy votes.

  17. WitchyPoo Says:

    Tell him what he’s won Johnny!

    You will also get one all expense paid free trip to the end of the world as we know it. The new world will be slightly different since the working class that supports it will be destroyed but please enjoy the trip.
    Congratulations!

  18. idiotnoir Says:

    if you are blak, you can expect increases in all you public assistance benefits, because as soon as obamma takes the oath of office, he will be running for re-election in 2012, and he needs every one of the 98% of blaks to vote for him again

  19. Boriquen Says:

    A free trip to the poor house, with all the taxes that he is talking about. The man is a threat to the economy, our country`s security and he`s a manipulating liar.

  20. Perfekt Says:

    Vote for nobama

    you’ll get to help bury women,children,white folks in general,if you’re really nice he might let you help repaint the white house black,you’ll get to join any ******* terrorist group you wish as long you’re 1 of the first bombers.The list goes on an on. Enjoy

  21. koolish Says:

    YOu obivously dont know what your talking about!

    There is a difference between getting a free hand out and people that deserve the same thing that every white male in the USA gets.

  22. Devon Z Says:

    Pretty Much nothing! He wants to take away all of our FREE STUFF!!

  23. Lore Says:

    Free puppies and kitty-cats.

  24. anewfoundglory1521 Says:

    I can only hope that you receive an education. My only other hope would be that you receive a Vasectomy. I will even help pay for it. I pity any child that acquires your ignorance.

  25. VirginsRule Says:

    Free cars you be able to drive them off any lot

  26. limodriver1971 Says:

    FREE PAYCHECKS (for all those people who are too lazy to actually work for their money)

    FREE CLOTHING (for all those who spend their money on their drug addiction and alcohol instead of their responsibilities)

    FREE HEALTH CARE (for all those that have contracted AIDS from shooting up in back alleys and who have had back room abortions that go wrong)

    FREE CITIZENSHIP (for all those “undocumented workers” that are breaking federal laws day after day and are too lazy and lack the self-pride to go about getting into this country legally)

    FREE TAX COLLECTION (for all – at greatly increased rates to pay for all the crap the Dems are going to force down our throat because they don’t think that we are intelligent enough ourselves to make our own choices)

    I could go on, but I thought I would add the things that will stop being free for all of us :

    NO MORE FREE MARKETS, FREE AIR, FREE WATER, FREE-DOM

  27. imnoangel512 Says:

    well that depends are you a minority, if not then I would say no free stuff for you.

  28. GIRLY Says:

    It depends on ur race, either big taxes, or 100 children starting at 14 years of age, free medicaid, big welfare checks.

  29. Jacob Says:

    This is definitely a sarcastic question, but it reflects what all the Osama supporters think. That Osama will just magically solve all of Americas issues in 4 years. When in reality that’s not going to happen. All Osama is going to do is tax and spend. He has no real plan. Osama is nothing but a puppet for the liberal lefties.

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